How far would you go to skip a long airport line and is it wrong if it actually works? On this laugh‑out‑loud and wildly unpredictable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh bring listeners another unforgettable morning filled with shocking confessions, hilarious oversharing, and the kind of conversations you only hear on this show.
The episode kicks off with Friday‑energy chaos: fresh haircuts, middle‑of‑the‑night leg cramps, nostalgia over record stores, and Producer Pooh casually admitting he sometimes cooks breakfast naked  a revelation that immediately derails the show and permanently ruins bacon for at least half the audience.

But the moment that has everyone talking comes during Dirty Little Secret. A caller confesses her ultimate travel hack: when airport security lines are out of control, she brings her old crutches  from a long‑healed ACL injury  to get through faster. What started as a one‑time panic move turned into a repeat strategy, complete with pre‑boarding perks, extra help from airline staff, and VIP‑level treatment. Her reasoning?
She was injured once… technically. The crew debates whether this is genius or crossing a moral line, with Billy calling it “an airport fast pass,” Candice questioning the ethics, and Pooh immediately wondering if this trick works at theme parks too.

The episode also features:

• Real or Fake News, with surgeons making horrifying mistakes and prank culture gone way too far
• A hilarious segment about the weird things people do when they’re alone, including full shower concerts and freezer ice‑cream spoon rituals
• Tradio Radio, where listeners trade everything from Secret Service challenge coins to rubber duckies and Nee doh toys go to kids who genuinely need them

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Is it a relationship… or just a really good summer plan? In this brutally honest Dirty Little Secret, a caller admits she’s staying with her boyfriend for one very specific reason  his boat. She confesses that while lake days,
Party Cove weekends, and endless summer fun keep her around, she’s not actually in love. She knows he flirts with other women, her friends encourage her to “enjoy the perks,” and in her mind, everyone’s getting what they want.
His boat. Her company. No labels taken too seriously. But saying it out loud changes everything. Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh react with a mix of laughter, disbelief, and real talk, unpacking the gray area between casual dating and straight‑up using someone. Is it harmless fun if both people know the deal  or does someone always end up hurt?
This Dirty Little Secret sparks a bigger conversation about honesty, boundaries, and whether convenience can ever replace real feelings  especially when summer fun starts feeling permanent.

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Where’s the line between having fun and using someone and is it ever okay if both people get what they want? On this laugh‑out‑loud and wildly honest episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh bring listeners a perfect blend of absurd humor, real‑life dilemmas, and one Dirty Little Secret that sparks instant debate. The show kicks off with classic BTKIM energy, bouncing from allergy season struggles and awkward school choir concerts to nostalgic trauma from the Presidential Physical Fitness Test  including Billy’s unforgettable rope‑climbing failure and a fourth‑grade toot that still haunts him. Candice delivers Texas Top Stories, highlighting:
A caller confesses she’s only staying with her boyfriend for his boat. Lake weekends. Party Cove. Drinks flowing. Friends encouraging her to “ride it out” through the summer. She admits she’s not in love, she knows he texts other women, and she justifies it by saying… they’re both getting what they want. The studio reacts with laughter, disbelief, and surprisingly nuanced discussion about situational relationships, unspoken agreements, and whether honesty even ruthless honesty makes it acceptable.On Candice Court after being set up by mutual friends, things start off strong at a nice restaurant. The chemistry is there, the conversation flows  until the date makes a choice that instantly kills the vibe. What should’ve been an impressive evening suddenly leaves the listener questioning everything… and wondering if a single moment is enough to write someone off completely.

The chaos continues with Tradio Radio, where listeners try to trade Neatos and Mystery Dumplings for everything from homemade tortillas, limo rides (including a hearse limo), Pokémon cards, an emu (denied by legal), and ultimately  handmade pickles from a local Pickle Queen that win the day. Add in Real or Fake News, viral dating‑idiot stories, absurd animal encounters (including a goose biting a listener in the face), and roundtable debates about money, dating, and modern expectations  and this episode delivers everything fans love about the show.

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What would you do if honoring a loved one’s last request meant hurting someone who’s still here? In this heartbreaking Dirty Little Secret on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, a listener shares an impossible situation she never expected to face.
Her sister recently passed away from cancer, and before she died, she made one thing very clear: she did not want her ex‑fiancé present at her celebration of life. The problem? The caller doesn’t believe he’s a bad person  and knows he’s grieving too.
As the family prepares to hold the service at their parents’ lake house  her sister’s favorite place  the caller finds herself stuck in the middle. If she honors her sister’s final wish, she excludes someone who loved her deeply. If she allows him to attend, she risks betraying the one request her sister made before she died. The studio reacts with compassion and honesty as Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh wrestle with the question: Do you honor the wishes of the dead… even if it breaks the heart of the living?

This Dirty Little Secret is raw, heavy, and deeply human  a reminder that love, loss, and loyalty don’t always give us clear answers.

When does modern dating cross the line  and how do you honor a loved one’s final wish when it hurts someone else? On this unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh deliver a morning packed with laughs, chaos, and one of the most emotionally heavy Dirty Little Secrets the show has ever aired. The episode kicks off with classic BTK energy as the crew shares relatable parenting moments, including Candice’s heartfelt shout‑out to moms who capture each other “mom‑ing” in real time  a simple video that ends up meaning everything. From there, Producer Pooh spirals into a full identity crisis after upgrading his phone and realizing technology has finally passed him by.
But the tone completely shifts during Dirty Little Secret. A caller shares a heartbreaking situation: her sister recently passed away from cancer, and before she died, she made one thing clear — she did not want her ex‑fiancé at her celebration of life. The problem? The caller doesn’t believe he’s a bad person and knows he’s grieving too. Now, as they plan the service at their parents’ lake house  her sister’s favorite place  she’s torn between honoring her sister’s dying wish and allowing someone else a chance to say goodbye. The room goes quiet as the crew wrestles with one impossible question: Do you honor the wishes of the dead… even if it breaks the heart of the living?
From laugh‑out‑loud moments to raw emotional honesty, this episode perfectly captures what makes Billy The Kidd In The Morning essential listening: real people, real dilemmas, and conversations that stay with you long after the radio is turned off. 
 Listen now for humor, heart, and a Dirty Little Secret that will make you stop and think. 
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Is this modern dating… or a secret that should stay buried forever? In this Dirty Little Secret, a guy admits that the story his girlfriend tells about how they met isn’t exactly true  and he’s not sure he should ever correct it. He says his girlfriend believes he randomly slid into her Instagram DMs after she popped up on his feed.
But the real story starts when he drove past a house for sale, noticed the real estate sign, and couldn’t help but slow down when he saw her face on it. Curious (and bold), he looked her up on Instagram, sent a DM  and it worked. Fast‑forward two months: they’re happily dating… but now he’s stuck with the guilt of knowing she doesn’t actually know how he found her.

Candice puts it best: “If I really like him, it’s cute. If there’s even one red flag, this would haunt me forever.” Billy and Producer Pooh weigh in, with Pooh admitting he’s definitely noticed a few attractive faces on billboards himself  which only adds fuel to the debate.

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At what point does “modern dating” cross the line into just plain creepy  and how much honesty is too much when a relationship is still new? On this high‑energy episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh deliver a morning packed with laugh‑out‑loud moments, awkward confessions, and listener debates that spiral fast. The show kicks off with classic BTK chaos as Candice arrives at work barely charged  literally  after forgetting to plug in her car, only to be escorted to the station by a mysterious biker with a glowing duck backpack.
From smoked bologna breakfasts to freshman football orientation shock, the crew sets the tone early. But things really heat up during Dirty Little Secret. A listener admits he didn’t meet his girlfriend the way she thinks he did. While she believes he randomly slid into her DMs, the truth is he spotted her face on a real estate sign, looked her up on Instagram, and messaged her from there. Two months into dating, he’s now panicking: Is this smooth… or secretly creepy? The studio debates whether this is clever modern dating or a red‑flag origin story. Candice sums it up perfectly:
“If I really like him, it’s cute. If there’s even one red flag, I’ll think about this forever.” Listeners flood the phones and social media, voting overwhelmingly that it’s creepy, not cute  unless he never mentions it.
The episode also features:

• Candice Court, where a woman questions whether ditching a frisbee‑golf first date makes her a villain and learns that one unexpected date might not be the dealbreaker she thinks
• Tradio Radio, where Needo toys and Mystery Dumplings are traded for everything from custom car air fresheners to sports cards with the winning trade benefiting a local food bank
• Real or Fake News, including roadkill in restaurant freezers and wild diet trends
• Texas Top Stories covering airline cutbacks, lottery winners, tour cancellations, and celebrity chaos

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What do you do when the life you always imagined suddenly feels out of reach and the person you love the most is at the center of it? On this deeply emotional episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh host one of the most vulnerable Dirty Little Secrets conversations the show has ever aired one that stops the studio in its tracks and triggers an outpouring of support from listeners.
A newly married woman calls in anonymously with a confession she’s been carrying alone: after years of trying to start a family, she and her husband learned that he cannot have biological children. From the beginning of their relationship, building a family had been part of the plan a shared dream of kids, noise, and a full house. When nothing worked, she assumed the issue was her… until testing revealed the heartbreaking truth. She describes loving her husband dearly calling him a good man and a good partner while quietly struggling with grief, guilt, and fear. Adoption and other options have been discussed, but she admits she doesn’t know if they would fulfill the longing she’s felt her whole life. Her Dirty Little Secret?
She’s thought about leaving and she hates herself for even thinking it. The studio responds with empathy and honesty, discussing infertility, identity, and the pressure many women feel to become mothers. Candice speaks directly to the emotional weight of unspoken grief, Billy challenges the idea of making life‑changing decisions in silence, and Pooh highlights the importance of compassion for both partners  especially when no one is at fault. As the call ends, listener DMs flood in with resources, doctor recommendations, personal stories, and words of encouragement
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