You Can Buy A Christmas Stocking Filled with Ranch

This is for real people! Hidden Valley is selling a Christmas stocking filled with RANCH! The stocking is made out of plastic and it's got a spout on top. It's filled with 52 ounces of straight ranch dressing. You can preorder it for $35 plus tax, and it'll be delivered early next month.

HIDDEN VALLEY

 

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