Did your ex do you wrong? Do you want sweet SWEET revenge on them? Well, maybe you would like to name a cockroach after them.
Yes, you have the option to name an ACTUAL cockroach after them. The Bronx Zoo in New York and a zoo in London are both offering Valentine's Day packages folks to name cockroaches after someone. You could make your love last a lifetime, or for just a couple of dollars, you could obtain a legal certificate to the cockroach who has been bestowed the name of your dreadful ex.
There are actual packages that offer cockroach beanies, cups and more!
Let us know your thoughts on this sweet sweet deal.